Which The Office character are you?

Monday at Dunder Mifflin. You arrive and…

• Plan a meeting nobody needed — morale matters!
• Move someone's stapler into jello.
• Say hi from reception and get back to my sketch.
• Start the crossword — work can wait.

The boss proposes a team-building day. You…

• Volunteer to run it — I was born for this.
• Suggest survival drills based on beets.
• Bring my famous chili for the occasion.
• Find the exit strategy that still counts as attending.

A coworker pranks you. Response?

• Declare total war — pranks are assault.
• Cry a little, then retaliate with a seminar.
• Smile — revenge is a long game I enjoy.
• Shrug — have you tried my chili?