Which Simpsons character are you?

Sunday in Springfield. Your plan?

• Couch, TV and a box of donuts.
• Church first, then a proper family lunch.
• Prank calls to Moe's and skateboard tricks.
• Read, practice sax and question society.

Someone did you wrong. Your revenge?

• Nothing — I just serve dinner and let the guilt do the work.
• A perfectly executed prank they'll never trace.
• Forgive them — twice, in writing.
• Release the hounds.

Your ideal job is…

• Safety inspector — nap-adjacent work.
• Something with purpose: teach, create, fight for causes.
• Own the plant — and half the town.
• Help my neighbors — everything I own is lendable.