Which Beef energy matches you best?

Your friend just got dragged online. What's your first move?

• Grab popcorn and watch the chaos unfold
• Write a detailed defense thread
• DM them the most unhinged gossip I know
• Post a thirst trap to distract everyone

Pick a go-to karaoke song:

• A dramatic ballad that I can belt
• A diss track aimed at someone in the room
• A throwback hit everyone knows
• A duet with my bestie

Which of these is your ideal weekend plan?

• Hosting a dinner party with a seating chart
• Spontaneously road-tripping with no plan
• Lazy brunch then a nap
• Helping a friend move apartments