What role would you play inside The White Lotus?

You arrive at the resort and the greeter is a bit too friendly. What's your move?

• Match their energy and start gossiping about other guests
• Give a tight smile and walk straight to check-in
• Ask for an upgrade you don't deserve
• Compliment their earrings and ask where they're from

A staff member accidentally spills a drink on your designer dress. How do you react?

• Make a scene to get a free room upgrade
• Say it's fine and secretly plot revenge
• Laugh it off and ask for a club soda
• Use it as an excuse to bond with other guests over the staff's incompetence

You spot a celebrity by the pool. What do you do?

• Send a drink over with a note
• Pretend you haven't noticed, but watch from behind your sunglasses
• Walk past and casually say 'love your work'
• Complain loudly that they're ruining your vacation vibe